You really can't make this stuff up:
Why can't my clients be more like this guy?!
Dude is dressed as a breathalyzer, and gets popped for a DUI?! Zomg, I really can't think of anything better. I've dealt with hundreds of DUI's at this point, and yes, there have been some good ones. But this tops the cake.
And I don't care what the blood alcohol content is with this guy, if he were my client, I would BEG for him to take it trial. And wear the costume.
While I'm talking about professional goals, I'll share some others:
- take a drunk in public to trial, because they're generally stupid cases.
- take a driving on suspended license to trial and win, because they're generally impossible to win.
- do an entire afternoon pretrial calendar imitating Christopher Walken.
- Exclaim in court that the "whole damned system is out of order."
- Bow ties.
- Make a DA cry in open court.
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what about
ReplyDelete-pinky ring (please no!)
-burgundy suit (also no!)
-reciting lines from one of the following in court: to kill a mockingbird, 12 angry men, veronica mars (the trial episodes OR any line from dick) mr smith goes to washington, witness for the prosecution, my cousin vinny, liar liar. (bonus kisses if you get all of them)